Sujet : The ruin a wish thread

Clank has to jump in rhythm with the soundtrack. And your jumps must be 100% accurate or you won't pass to the next task.

I wish there would be a cheat to make the Blargs' eyes glow.


They start to glow. In fact they glow so much that they can turn someone blind.

I wish that in the start of the movie/game we will see briefly the past of Ratchet and Clank.
(By the way, you have a thing with eyes!)

They come back, but they are now literally funky bridges that play disco music that has a Groovitron effect on the player.

I wish there would be more gay characters.

Your wish is granted, Qwark will be chasing you around the entire time and if he catches you, you get some really lewd videos of Ratchet with Qwark as a result Insomniac gets sued to death for putting porn in a kids game.

I wish there would be a cheat to make the Blargs' eyes glow.

They will glow so bright that the player will be blinded whenever they're on screen.

They start to glow. In fact they glow so much that they can turn someone blind.
ninja'd, with my own response too :'(

I wish that in the start of the movie/game we will see briefly the past of Ratchet and Clank.

They will show the past of Ratchet and Clank, but as clank gets born after the start of the movie there will be no past and Ratchet's past will just be boring from the moment he ends up on Veldin

I wish they'd just bin the game forcing the player to face forward when firing mechanic

Now you have to face backwards to fire.

I wish there would be a remake of the first Crash Bandicoot game.

Now you have to face backwards to fire.

I wish there would be a remake of the first Crash Bandicoot game.


Well that's awkward..
It suddenly gets cancelled (like PT Silent Hills) and comes out one year later as an XBox exclusive.

I wish Insomniac remade GC and UYA as well, and bring back those many amazing worlds and awesome weapons in all their glory.

Reviving old threads ftw

It suddenly gets cancelled (like PT Silent Hills) and comes out one year later as an XBox exclusive.

I wish Insomniac remade GC and UYA as well, and bring back those many amazing worlds and awesome weapons in all their glory.

Wish granted. Now the whole game is in 30 fps, and Ratchet and Clank's in-game cutscenes are bland. Also, Qwark doesn't become the bad guy, because he made up the protopet story…

I wish Ratchet and Clank's next game would be an entirely new story with new weapons, new planets, and new bad guys.

It suddenly gets cancelled (like PT Silent Hills) and comes out one year later as an XBox exclusive.

I wish Insomniac remade GC and UYA as well, and bring back those many amazing worlds and awesome weapons in all their glory.

Wish granted. Now the whole game is in 30 fps, and Ratchet and Clank's in-game cutscenes are bland. Also, Qwark doesn't become the bad guy, because he made up the protopet story…

I wish Ratchet and Clank's next game would be an entirely new story with new weapons, new planets, and new bad guys.

The next R&C game will have a completely new story new weapons, new planets, new bad guys only they are so bad that they kill both Ratchet and Clank. Am I doing this right or …?

I wish there will be a weapon that roots enemies with roots.

It suddenly gets cancelled (like PT Silent Hills) and comes out one year later as an XBox exclusive.

I wish Insomniac remade GC and UYA as well, and bring back those many amazing worlds and awesome weapons in all their glory.

Wish granted. Now the whole game is in 30 fps, and Ratchet and Clank's in-game cutscenes are bland. Also, Qwark doesn't become the bad guy, because he made up the protopet story…

I wish Ratchet and Clank's next game would be an entirely new story with new weapons, new planets, and new bad guys.

The next R&C game will have a completely new story new weapons, new planets, new bad guys only they are so bad that they kill both Ratchet and Clank. Am I doing this right or …?

I wish there will be a weapon that roots enemies with roots.


Granted, but that weapon will decrease your health by 100 and only has one ammo.

I wish they give us nuclear weapons.

I wish they give us nuclear weapons.

I don't think I have to ruin this wish as it already is.

I wish they give us nuclear weapons.

I don't think I have to ruin this wish as it already is.


Fine. Let me change it.

I wish we can explore the whole galaxy.

I wish they give us nuclear weapons.

I don't think I have to ruin this wish as it already is.


Fine. Let me change it.

I wish we can explore the whole galaxy.

We run out of fuel and stay there indefinetely. Ratchet passes away and Clank waits until his battery dies out.

I wish we meet Angela again, with or without either Max or the Lombaxes.

We run out of fuel and stay there indefinetely. Ratchet passes away and Clank waits until his battery dies out.

I wish we meet Angela again, with or without either Max or the Lombaxes.


She appears in the next game, but is killed off in two seconds of meeting her and replaced with someone's bland fan character because they won a contest Insomniac made up because they ran out of ideas (again). Also, you have to protect them the entire game, restricting your freedom.

I wish UYA/Deadlocked's sense of humor returned to the series.

Granted, but now it makes all the Snowflakes feel uncomfortable, causing them to boycott the game.

I wish the suck cannon would return.

Granted, but now it makes all the Snowflakes feel uncomfortable, causing them to boycott the game.

I wish the suck cannon would return.

LOL

Granted, but it will explode if you suck large targets.

I wish we have realistic ship combats.

Granted, but the ships will sink and Ratchet will get eaten by a sharkagator (heh, didn't think I was talking about that type of ship, did ya?) emoji

I wish for more bolt cheats, like the ps4 game had.

Granted, but the ships will sink and Ratchet will get eaten by a sharkagator (heh, didn't think I was talking about that type of ship, did ya?) emoji

I wish for more bolt cheats, like the ps4 game had.


(Dammit, Ani. That wasn't what I meant emoji )

Granted, but once you change the bolt style, it will get extremely rare and at a low value.

I wish we get an R&C game with multiple storylines (depending on our actions).