Thread: Swears in the Ratchet and Clank Series

Okay, so I would like to know what swears are used or at least almost used in the Ratchet and Clank series as I find them quite funny ^_^ Currently I am aware of four instances where this is the case, I will make a list and will add to it as they are posted.



Angela Cross - Going Commando
"All right, what the *HONK* is going on here?!

Klunk - Up Your Arsenal
"What a load of bullsh- *Ratchet elbows him*

Ratchet - Deadlocked
"…me outta this thing you Blarg-headed Frakmonkey. I can barely breathe and my tail feels like it's shoved right up my-" *Al disables his speech in the suit*

Ratchet - Quest For Booty
*Trap door opens up in front of Fulcrum Star* "Aw *beep*…"

theres also:
Vox:
"Its time to blow beep up"

And also…

Vox:"He's a pompous *BLEEP* with a charisma of blargian gnat cheese!!!"

Thanks guys. btw, I found a few others as well while playing R&C UYA, you'll see them in the list.




Here is the whole list so far:

Angela Cross - Going Commando
"All right, what the *HONK* is going on here?!

Secret Agent Clank Director - Up Your Arsenal
"Alright Clank! Kick some-" *speaker screeches*

Klunk - Up Your Arsenal
"What a load of bullsh- *Ratchet elbows him*

Ratchet - Up Your Arsenal
Captain Quark: "Stand down soldier. This is your Captain speaking."
Ratchet: "Captain my a-" *interupted by fighting with Quark*

Galactic Ranger - Up Your Arsenal
"Go give those scum-sacs a whooping!"

Ratchet - Deadlocked
"…me outta this thing you Blarg-headed Frakmonkey. I can barely breathe and my tail feels like it's shoved right up my-" *Al disables his speech in the suit*

Vox - Deadlocked
"It's time to blow *BEEP* up!"

Vox - Deadlocked
"He's a pompous *BEEP* with a charisma of blargian gnat-cheese!!!"

Ratchet - Quest For Booty
*Trap door opens up in front of Fulcrum Star* "Aw *beep*…"


Keep em' comin' guys

Hey i should warn you before the moderators but theres a no double posting rule on this site. Just letting you know!

Oh, let's not forget…

Dr. Nefarious - All 4 One
"Time to kick some squishy ass!"

I lol'd when I heard him say that in the demo .

Other than that, heres a few more funny ones

Captain Qwark - Tools of Destruction
"You killed his parents, you burned down his home, well, you actually do any of that stuff, but he's pissed off anyway."

Helpdesk - Tools of Destruction
"The Alpha Disruptor is guaranteed to deliver a galactic can of whoopass."

Space Priate - Tools of Destruction
"Watch where your swinging that thing! Almost cut me bloody head off!"

Emperor Tachyon - Tools of Destruction
"Son of a -"

Here is the whole list so far:

Angela Cross - Going Commando
"All right, what the *HONK* is going on here?!

Secret Agent Clank Director - Up Your Arsenal
"Alright Clank! Kick some-" *speaker screeches*

Klunk - Up Your Arsenal
"What a load of bullsh- *Ratchet elbows him*

Ratchet - Up Your Arsenal
Captain Quark: "Stand down soldier. This is your Captain speaking."
Ratchet: "Captain my a-" *interupted by fighting with Quark*

Galactic Ranger - Up Your Arsenal
"Go give those scum-sacs a whooping!"

Ratchet - Deadlocked
"…me outta this thing you Blarg-headed Frakmonkey. I can barely breathe and my tail feels like it's shoved right up my-" *Al disables his speech in the suit*

Vox - Deadlocked
"It's time to blow *BEEP* up!"

Vox - Deadlocked
"He's a pompous *BEEP* with a charisma of blargian gnat-cheese!!!"

Captain Qwark - Tools of Destruction
"You killed his parents, you burned down his home, well, you actually didn't do any of that stuff, but he's pissed off anyway."

Helpdesk - Tools of Destruction
"The Alpha Disruptor is guaranteed to deliver a galactic can of whoopass."

Space Pirate - Tools of Destruction
"Watch where your swinging that thing! Almost cut me bloody head off!"

Emperor Tachyon - Tools of Destruction
*Bangs ship against wall* "Son of a -"

Ratchet - Quest For Booty
*Trap door opens up in front of Fulcrum Star* "Aw *beep*…"

Dr. Nefarious - All 4 One
"Time to kick some squishy ass!"

Thanks for all of those good ones, I actually remember all of those from ToD, but forgot about them lol. I haven't played it for such a long time. Also, I don't really think "pissed off" counts, but I'll include it anyway.

oh oh oh! How about…
R&C: ACIT
Slag "I'm just a BLOODY head on a BLOODY stick!" Pete "But your a robot? You aint got no blood?"

R&C: ACIT
*brings out RYNO* Nefarious Trooper: HOLY CRAP!

oh oh oh! How about…
R&C: ACIT
Slag "I'm just a BLOODY head on a BLOODY stick!" Pete "But your a robot? You aint got no blood?"

R&C: ACIT
*brings out RYNO* Nefarious Trooper: HOLY CRAP!

Well, the full quote for that is "Holy Crap! Abort! Abort!", but indeed, those ones are nice, too.

he never gets to "abort! abot!" because i have already blown him to oblivion! Seriously i have never heard him finnish

Let's not forget some of the funny Ratchet and Clank comic swears, too!
*May contain spoilers*

Ratchet - Ratchet and Clank: Issue 1: Ears of War
*Skyburst 8000 malfunctions* "Ah, crap."

Ratchet - Ratchet and Clank: Issue 2: Friends with Benefits (later version)
"You know I was this close to breaking my ass out of here?"

Ratchet - Ratchet and Clank: Issue 4: Thanks for the Armories
*Door shuts behind Ratchet* "Oh, crap."

Ratchet - Ratchet and Clank: Issue 5: Multiple Organisms
"Holy crap, I didn't know what this was and almost used it to make pancakes last summer."

Those were some funny ones. Seems Ratchet's favorite swears are crap and ass . More to put later..

Ah, the comics! Sadly, I do not have the loose change to get the comics, otherwise I most certainly would! I was actually planning on making a youtube video with clips of the curses, but thanks for all of your contributions Neffy! That's pretty funny how he curses in the comics alot more often though

Also, I never got around to getting the RYNO 5 yet, as I have yet to finish ACIT 100%, but that is pretty funny how the enemies react to it!


List:

Angela Cross - Going Commando
"All right, what the *HONK* is going on here?!

Secret Agent Clank Director - Up Your Arsenal
"Alright Clank! Kick some-" *speaker screeches*

Klunk - Up Your Arsenal
"What a load of bullsh- *Ratchet elbows him*

Ratchet - Up Your Arsenal
Captain Quark: "Stand down soldier. This is your Captain speaking."
Ratchet: "Captain my a-" *interupted by fighting with Quark*

Galactic Ranger - Up Your Arsenal
"Go give those scum-sacs a whooping!"

Ratchet - Deadlocked
"…me outta this thing you Blarg-headed Frakmonkey. I can barely breathe and my tail feels like it's shoved right up my-" *Al disables his speech in the suit*

Vox - Deadlocked
"It's time to blow *BEEP* up!"

Vox - Deadlocked
"He's a pompous *BEEP* with a charisma of blargian gnat-cheese!!!"

Captain Qwark - Tools of Destruction
"You killed his parents, you burned down his home, well, you actually didn't do any of that stuff, but he's pissed off anyway."

Helpdesk - Tools of Destruction
"The Alpha Disruptor is guaranteed to deliver a galactic can of whoopass."

Space Pirate - Tools of Destruction
"Watch where your swinging that thing! Almost cut me bloody head off!"

Emperor Tachyon - Tools of Destruction
*Bangs ship against wall* "Son of a -"

Ratchet - Quest For Booty
*Trap door opens up in front of Fulcrum Star* "Aw *beep*…"

Captain Slag - Crack In Time
"I'm just a BLOODY head on a BLOODY stick!"

Nefarious Trooper - Crack In Time
*Ratchet brings out RYNO* "HOLY CRAP! Abort! Abort!"

Dr. Nefarious - All 4 One
"Time to kick some squishy ass!"


In the Comic:

Ratchet - Ratchet and Clank: Issue 1: Ears of War
*Skyburst 8000 malfunctions* "Ah, crap."

Ratchet - Ratchet and Clank: Issue 2: Friends with Benefits (uncensored version)
"You know I was this close to breaking my ass out of here?"

Ratchet - Ratchet and Clank: Issue 4: Thanks for the Amories
*Door shuts behind Ratchet* "Oh, crap."

Ratchet - Ratchet and Clank: Issue 5: Multiple Organisms
"Holy crap, I didn't know what this was and almost used it to make pancakes last summer."

Your welcome, Malzzzy! Glad to help out and I agree lol. It's "Thanks for the Armories" by the way, I made a mistake and put "Thanks for the Amories", my bad. So, you should fix that when you get the chance.

Some others from the games just came to mind..

Captain Qwark - Ratchet and Clank 1
*Ship cannons are destroyed by Ratchet and Clank* "Why, you son of a *beep*!"

The Thug Leader - Going Commando
"Ah, dammit!"

Clank - Secret Agent Clank
*Jokes about Klunk being vacuum* "Looks like it sucks to be him."

Ratchet - Ratchet and Clank: Issue 2: Friends with Benefits (uncensored version)
"You know I was this close to breaking my ass out of here?"

Ehh? Where is that from? I've never heard of it… o.O

As for the others, they're funny heh and it was funny to hear Ratchet say crap a lot in the comics

In ACiT Nefarious reacts to the RYNO! "WHERE DID YOU GET THAT RYNO!?"
lol i dunno why but that was pretty funny (did you know Vorselon reacts to the Oil from the Omni-soaker! Its sooo funny! Here is an example "Ahh, do you see me using an Omnisoaker!?" & "Ahh you almost poked my eye out" & "This is highly sensitive equipment!!"

and Neffy545 is "Sucks" & Dammnit" really swaring? (seriously? Cuse i thought i'd never sworn before )