
There are tons of crummy movies out there and I'm sure that all of us have seen at least one crappy film.
Which were the worst movies you have every watched and never want to see them again?
Here are the films I've disliked the most…
Don't Mess with the Zohan
I think Adam Sandler can be a funny actor like in his other films such as Billy Madison or Happy Gilmore, but I would say that this is the worst film that he has ever done. The jokes weren't funny at all, the plot was downright low and stupid. Sure, I know it was meant to have stupid humour, but this is dumb humour in really bad taste. And please don't get me started on the hummus jokes because after watching this film, I never wanted to eat hummus for months.
Freddy Got Fingered
You knew a movie starring Tom Green is going to be extremely bad, but of course my naive teenage brain back then was too dumb to see this movie. I thought the film would have high expectations when the commercial was shown on TV, but when I finally watched this film… I was extremely disappointed overall. It was disgusting, messed up and and just overall not funny. The only funny bit was the whole "Daddy, would you like some sausage?" and that's it. Never watch this film folks… It goes right down the toilet!
Scary Movie 3 and 4
These sequels should have never been made. The first movie was quite funny for it's time, the second movie was okay, but the third and forth films were very unnecessary. After seeing these films, I never wanted to watch any other parody films ever again such as the Epic Movie, Meet the Spartans or the latest one, Vampires Suck.
Planet 51
This animated feature is bland, and not entirely original. The story concept was there, but how it was executed with the final presentation became in "Meh" results. There were a couple of jokes that were funny, but never really made me laugh out loud compared to other animated features.
The Super Mario Bros. Movie
There's no need to explain this much with this film. Hollywood pretty much messed up the Mario franchise with this movie. Mario and Luigi as father and son!?! I think not! You might as well play the games than watch this corny screw up.
The Secret of NIMH 2
I cannot believe that this movie ever existed and it's one of the worst sequels I have seen in animation history. There no amazing animations, dark story telling and vibe like in the first film! They just go the extreme opposite and made the sequel a cheap looking cutesy corny kids film. If you have a heart for the first film, I must warn you… Never, EVER! See this movie. It will break your heart so deeply.
Black Christmas (2006 remake)
Like many horror remakes, this one was pretty bad. The remake wasn't edgy and mysterious like in the original, it was disgusting, vague and overall a film that teenagers will be entertained by. But I think the most disappointed part of this film was that they showed the killer's identity. In the original, the killer was never seen or mentioned, having quite a big impact on the character. Remember horror writers, when you ever want to make a horror film so interesting, NEVER SHOW OFF THE KILLER'S IDENTITY AT ALL!
Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street
I know I am going to get a lot of hate for this but I did not like this film. It was way too dark for my liking and way annoying throughout. I am aware that Tim Burton directed it and that it is based on a musical, but I think Burton should go back into doing what he does best. Still directing producing strange dark concepts but make them fun and entertaining overall like Beetlejuice, Edward Scissor hands, Batman and Nightmare Before Christmas. In my opinion, after the release of Sweeny Todd, his films has become quite "emo" dark recently.
I know that was a lot to write, but I wasn't afraid to be honest there.