Here's a thread for good jokes. Got any?
Keep in mind I said good jokes, not just like one of Orvus's science cracks.
I've got one here (with all respect to Christians, atheists, Jews, Trekkies etc.)
Jesus and Satan are arguing over who is the better computer programmer of the two. So they hold this contest and God's the judge, and they have a few hours to write some really good programming code.
So the contest starts, and they're typing furiously, and just a few minutes before the end of the competition: the power goes out. But God goes and restores it quickly.
So the contest ends and God asks "Alright, how'd you guys go?" And Satan says in disappointment, "I got nothing, I must have lost everything in the power crash."
"Alright, how did Jesus do?" and Jesus presses a couple of buttons and all his programming is restored. And Satan's like, "What gives?! I got nothin' but he just presses a button and he's got everything back!?"
Then God just smiles and says,
"Jesus saves."
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