Sujet : The ruin a wish thread

It returns, but it turns its targets into angry bears.

I wish Helga and/or Skid McMarx would return.

It returns, but it turns its targets into angry bears.

I wish Helga and/or Skid McMarx would return.

Now they are married.

I wish the thruster and hydro packs would return.

Granted, but you'll have to exchange Clank for them.

I wish Peter McConnell was composing for the Sly movie. Okay, okay, I wish Peter McConnell was composing for the Sly movie I wish that both movie's and game's soundtracks will have some shootouts to the PS2 games' OSTs.

Granted, but you'll have to exchange Clank for them.

I wish Peter McConnell was composing for the Sly movie. Okay, okay, I wish Peter McConnell was composing for the Sly movie I wish that both movie's and game's soundtracks will have some shootouts to the PS2 games' OSTs.

Literal "Shout-outs."

I wish new gadgets as well as returning gadgets would be in the ps4 game.

Only two (downgraded) returning gadgets in contrast to 500 crappy new gadgets.

I wish the Crotchitiser would be a playable gadget.

Only two (downgraded) returning gadgets in contrast to 500 crappy new gadgets.

I wish the Crotchitiser would be a playable gadget.

(I know I'm supposed to ruin this wish, but I actually like the idea of wrench replacement being the crochetizer)
Only Clank can use it, which befuddles his understanding of stones, causing him to only use it as a hitting weapon.

I wish Elaris was the helpdesk ranger, so we wouldn't have to see her poorly animated face…

We will still have to see the rest of her poorly animated body.

I wish there would be a dictionary of Mr Eye's language.

I wish there would be a dictionary of Mr Eye's language.

Okay but it's written in an alien font that nobody can read.

I wish that in the next game there was a world made out of chocolate and marshmallows… DAMN! I'm craving chocolate fish now. Curse my mind!

It's run by Willy Wonka. Cue yet another lawsuit against Insomniac.
(Seriously, though, that would be pretty cool.)

I wish Drek's first name would be revealed.

Okay, they reveal his first name was Drek all along, and that his last name is Qwark. Dun dun DUN!

I wish the new game would allow us to transfer our data from previous games to let us have extra missions, discounts, weapons, gadgets and stuff.

There will be thousands of additional missions, all of which are very hard and you have to complete in order to get to the final boss.
The discounts will only be by 0.000000000001%.
The weapons/gadgets will be copy and pasted from their original games, and might not be coded properly.

I wish there would be a version of TOD and QFB with trophies.

Yes, in the Ratchet & Clank Legacy Collection they will have R&C1, GC, UYA, Deadlocked, ToD, QfB, ACiT, and Nexus all featuring Trophy support. However because they are now all linked directly together, you would need to play through the first 4 games to even get to ToD and QfB. This will end in a catastrophe. (This is not the best I could come up with, but I wanted to keep it short and simple).

I wish the next game would feature Dark Eco.

Lawsuit #2. Also, it doesn't really do much other than make Ratchet grey.

I wish there would be steampunk stuff in the next game.

Why does everyone keep mentioning lawsuits? You can't have a lawsuit over something like mechanics or gameplay items being the same between two different IPs, AND Insomniac can't be directly sued. That's Sony's problem, not Insomniacs.

As for the ruining of your next wish? Now everything is Steampunk, and critics hate it for it being that way. (My creativity is fading)

Why does everyone keep mentioning lawsuits? You can't have a lawsuit over something like mechanics or gameplay items being the same between two different IPs, AND Insomniac can't be directly sued. That's Sony's problem, not Insomniacs.

Well, when you said Dark Eco, I thought you meant the exact same Dark Eco that's in the Jak & Daxter games, and it does make up a small part of the intellectual property.

I wish there would be a real-life planet in the next game.