April Fools'!

That’s right everybody, the “Ratchet & Clank” movie finally got it’s release date! It’s a little later than we were originally promised, but Blockade Entertainment says there will be no more delays. You will finally be able to enjoy the adventures of our favourite duo on a big screen on February 31st of 2018! Now, some of you might think that’s a pretty big delay for a movie that’s practically finished. Well, apparently the whole project was started over, as a new director and producer offered his help. “When he entered our office, I was thrilled”, said Brad Foxhoven of Blockade Entertainment. “We knew we had to take this opportunity”. “He said my original script wasn’t awesome enough”, says TJ Fixman, the movie’s writer. “Well, when I look at it now, I gotta agree – it did need more explosions”. The voice cast is also being changed (except for Michael Bell, who, as the director said, has a “cool name”). We don’t know the details yet, but one of the main characters (presumably Qwark) is going to be voiced by Megan Fox.

New poster for the movie.

By now some of you have probably guessed who that legend of cinema is. That’s right, “Ratchet & Clank” is going to be directed and produced by the one and only… Uwe Boll himself! Because that’s what this article was building up to all this time. “I knew only he could represent the true spirit of the series, so I feel no regret that I had to leave the project”, says the original movie’s director, Kevin Munroe. “Actually, we were approached by Pete Docter, who’s almost done with Inide Out at Pixar, as well as Dean DeBlois, who was even willing to give up on directing ‘How to Train Your Dragon 3’”, adds Brad Foxhoven. “But come on, how do you say 'no' to Uwe Boll?”.

So there you have it, blasting into theaters 31.02.2018. Stay tuned for more all-true news on the Ratchet & Clank series and have a qwarktastic day!

Well, happy Apil's Foll everybody ;) If you're one of the people who like Michael Bay or Uwe Boll, that's fine. I'm just doing a childish trolling here ;) The actual release date is still unknown, but it should come very soon. Just wanted to add that we finally got our moderator (RatchetGamer) as well as validator (Filipuntik). You can upload your fanfics to the site again :D