[Aplril Fools'] “Ratchet & Clank” movie gets a release date and a new director

April Fools'!



That’s right everybody, the “Ratchet & Clank” movie finally got it’s release date! It’s a little later than we were originally promised, but Blockade Entertainment says there will be no more delays. You will finally be able to enjoy the adventures of our favourite duo on a big screen on February 31st of 2018! Now, some of you might think that’s a pretty big delay for a movie that’s practically finished. Well, apparently the whole project was started over, as a new director and producer offered his help. “When he entered our office, I was thrilled”, said Brad Foxhoven of Blockade Entertainment. “We knew we had to take this opportunity”. “He said my original script wasn’t awesome enough”, says TJ Fixman, the movie’s writer. “Well, when I look at it now, I gotta agree – it did need more explosions”. The voice cast is also being changed (except for Michael Bell, who, as the director said, has a “cool name”). We don’t know the details yet, but one of the main characters (presumably Qwark) is going to be voiced by Megan Fox.

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New poster for the movie.


By now some of you have probably guessed who that legend of cinema is. That’s right, “Ratchet & Clank” is going to be directed and produced by the one and only… Uwe Boll himself! Because that’s what this article was building up to all this time. “I knew only he could represent the true spirit of the series, so I feel no regret that I had to leave the project”, says the original movie’s director, Kevin Munroe. “Actually, we were approached by Pete Docter, who’s almost done with Inide Out at Pixar, as well as Dean DeBlois, who was even willing to give up on directing ‘How to Train Your Dragon 3’”, adds Brad Foxhoven. “But come on, how do you say 'no' to Uwe Boll?”.

So there you have it, blasting into theaters 31.02.2018. Stay tuned for more all-true news on the Ratchet & Clank series and have a qwarktastic day!



Well, happy Apil's Foll everybody ;) If you're one of the people who like Michael Bay or Uwe Boll, that's fine. I'm just doing a childish trolling here ;) The actual release date is still unknown, but it should come very soon. Just wanted to add that we finally got our moderator (RatchetGamer) as well as validator (Filipuntik). You can upload your fanfics to the site again :D


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Avatar - KadenKat
KadenKat Apr 1, 2015, 7:39:47 PM

Oh God, I almost got a heart attack….. does anyone know how I can change my profile pic? I got an awesome image in my desktop that I want as profile picture. First time (with account) in Ratchet Galaxy, dont know what Im doing.

Avatar - Darkstar
Darkstar Apr 1, 2015, 7:43:31 PM

@KadenKat
    "Oh God, I almost got a heart attack….. does anyone know how I can change my profile pic? I got an awesome image in my desktop that I want as profile picture. First time (with account) in Ratchet Galaxy, dont know what Im doing."
Welcome!
First off, you'll want to make sure that your picture is 200x200 pixels or less, secondly you'll want to upload your picture to a site like tinypic or imgur, after that you just copy your image's URL and use it as your avatar.

Avatar - KadenKat
KadenKat Apr 1, 2015, 8:47:47 PM

Thank you for that welcome Darkstar, and thank you again for that info on the avatar!

Avatar - Animovie_Ratchet
Animovie_Ratchet Apr 2, 2015, 1:25:55 AM

You forgot Drek–that would've REALLY made it emoji

Avatar - KadenKat
KadenKat Apr 2, 2015, 2:59:40 AM

Hey, youre that one from the Ratchet & Clank trailer arent you? I am Deadpool The Merc With A Mouth (recently called mexico_ball).

Avatar - Animovie_Ratchet
Animovie_Ratchet Apr 2, 2015, 3:01:06 AM

@KadenKat
    "Hey, youre that one from the Ratchet & Clank trailer arent you? I am Deadpool The Merc With A Mouth (recently called mexico_ball)."
Ah! Nice to meet you. Welcome to the forums!

Avatar - KadenKat
KadenKat Apr 2, 2015, 3:24:01 AM

@Animovie Ratchet
    "@KadenKat
        "Hey, youre that one from the Ratchet & Clank trailer arent you? I am Deadpool The Merc With A Mouth (recently called mexico_ball)."
    Ah! Nice to meet you. Welcome to the forums!"
Well I already met you, but not on this site! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Avatar - Animovie_Ratchet
Animovie_Ratchet Apr 2, 2015, 3:34:57 AM

Well…yeah. Still making vids emoji youtube.com/…tch?v=6s32fhszg7a

Avatar - KadenKat
KadenKat Apr 2, 2015, 3:49:30 AM

@Animovie Ratchet
    "Well…yeah. Still making vids emoji youtube.com/…=6s32fhszg7a";
Wow, the creators must of had a big time trying to do the map as large as possible.

Avatar - xlight111x
xlight111x Apr 2, 2015, 9:28:56 PM

Ahah ! Nice joke ! emoji