OK then:
*Puts male characters in one hat, and female characters in another. Draws randomly*
Here we are: Alister Azimuth/Angela Cross. Hows that for a crazy as pairing?
You actually got those out of a hat?
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Yup. I laughed for ages when that happened! 
I mean, seriously, those two? Weird!
Hm… I dunno, Angela might hate Azimuth for dooming the Lombax race to another dimension
that's why its a crack pairing. It's so crazy!