I'll just post my battle, then.
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Jak is using his beginning Jak 3 outfit and Ratchet is using his Pilot Suit from ToD.
The battle begins with Jak shooting two Scatter Gun shots, which Ratchet avoids with backflips, Jak then tries to get Ratchet using a Yellow Eco fireball which Ratchet jumps away from as well. He then counterattacks by firing the Plasma Coil, which Jak deflects using a spin kick. Jak then roll jumps to get closer to Ratchet and tries spin kicking him, but Ratchet jumps out of the way and ends up behind Jak, who sees this as an opportunity to attack Ratchet with a spin kick again, however Ratchet manages to jump out of the way yet again.
Jak then fires two Peace Maker shots, which Ratchet jumps over and counterattacks with a Combustor shot, however Jak manages to fire a Yellow Eco fireball wich makes the Combustor shot dissipate and it continues towards Ratchet. He jumps over it yet again and fire another Plasma Coil shot, which Jak deflects with a spin kick again.
Getting bored, Jak decides to use his Wave Concussor to send Ratchet flying agains the wall.
Ratchet activates his Thermaflux armour and starts charging towards Jak using his Hoverboots. He uses his Wrench to stun Jak temporarily and gets behind him and fires three N60 Storm shots which Jak ducks under.
Ratchet then decides to use his Devastator, however, using the Mass Inverter, Jak gets them out of the way.
Jak then tries to roll jump and ground pound Ratchet using Red Eco, but he misses and Ratchet jumps and uses his Shock Blaster on him.
Then Jak jumps and tries to hit Ratchet with the Super Nova, which blinds him for a second. When he regains vision Ratchet is in the Aegis Mark V armour, using his Hoverboots to fly away from him, surrounded by Drone Devices and firing grenades at Jak. He quickly hops on his Jetboard to avoid the grenades.
After Ratchet lands Jak tries to get Ratchet again with a Yellow Eco fireball, however Ratchet uses a shot from the Lancer to stop it, almost hitting Jak if he hadn't fired a Blaster shot.
Ratchet then tries to get Jak using 16 Agents of Doom and constantly firing Lancer shots, however Jak uses Freeze Flash to stop Ratchet and uses the Arc Wielder to destroy all of Ratchet's projectiles and hits him with a spin kick, at which point time returns to normal.
Then Jak decides to fire a Blaster shot, which Ratchet Blocks with the Hunter Mine Launcher. He then fires the Bouncer which Jak jumps over, thus the bomb doesn't detonate.
Jak, taking advantage of the fact that he's already in the air, tries to spin kick Ratchet who, after jumping out of the way and changing into his Terachnoid armour, tries to use the Harbinger, which Jak doesn't take damage from thanks to his shield.
There is, however, a large hole in the ground now, in which Jak and Ratchet fall. Ratchet tries to swing at Jak with his Wrench three times before giving up and jumping out of the crater, takinng advantage of that Bouncer shot earlier, Ratchet uses his Wrench's kinetic tether to pull it down from the surface, causing it to hit Jak.
Jak then gets on his Titan Suit and goes after Ratchet, who jumps into a Hoverbike to get away.
Jak jumps and tries to punch Ratchet in the Hoverbike, but Ratchet jumps out and fires three Warmonger shots at Jak, however he blocks them. It's not until Ratchet uses the Netherbeast that causes the Titan Suit to be knocked back.
Jak decides to get in a Zoomer in order to catch up with Ratchet. He's still far away, so Ratchet starts firing the RYNO IV at Jak, however he can't hit him due to the Zoomer's speed.
Jak then fires 10 Plasmite RPG shots at Ratchet, who jumps out of the Hoverbike and uses his Swingshot to hold onto it and throw it at Jak, destroying his Zoomer.
Ratchet then switches to his Terraflux armour and fires a Vortex Grenade at Jak, throwing him into a wall. However, Jak fires two Peace Maker shots at Ratchet, causing some heavy damage.
Jak jumps out wearing Mar's armour and tries to hit Ratchet with his Gunstaff, he then tries to punch Ratchet but he jumps out of the way, so Jak uppercuts him and throws him to the round, where he tries to use a Yellow Eco fireball to finish Ratchet off.
Ratchet changes into his Crusader armour and uses his Wrench to throw the fireball back at Jak, who uses his Gunstaff to throw it back at Ratchet who jumps over it.
Rathcet then holds onto a ledge and starts firing Buzz Blades at Jak, who uses his Light Jak shield to defend himself.
Jak then fires the Mass Inverter, causing Ratchet to fall off. Then he fires 5 Scatter Gun shots, each one hitting Ratchet. After which he uses the Beam Reflexor to try and kill Ratchet, but Ratchet is smart and uses Shield Charger to protect himself.
Jak then jumps down hoping to hit Ratchet with his Gunstaff, but Ratchet uses his Wrench to block him, Jak tries to hopelessly hit Ratchet, however he keeps blocking with his Wrench.
Ratchet then uses his Decoy Glove to distract Jak long enough to come equipped with his Trillium Armour and punching him in the face.
Jak then loses control and turns into Dark Jak.
Ratchet tries firing at him with every RYNO in his arsenal but to no avail, Dark Jak was invulnerable.
Dark Jak then decides to attack Ratchet, trying to slash him. Ratchet however manages to keep him at bay with his RYNO 2.
Jak then decides to charge up and use a Dark Jak bomb as Ratchet is firing away with the RYNO VI Protosuit.
He uses the Dark Bomb but yet Ratchet manages to survive. Reverting back to his Pilot Suit, Ratchet whips out his Wrench and starts hitting Dark Jak with all of his strength, which was surprisingly effective. Dark Jak wasn't able to do anything and thus Ratchet grabs him by his throat, he begins charging up a Constructo Pistol shot, but Jak reverts back to normal, pushes Ratchet's arm away causing him to miss and fires his Blaster at Ratchet when he fires his Constructo Pistol once again.
Both Ratchet and Jak are lying on the ground, Ratchet then picks up Jak's Blaster and Jak picks up Ratchet's Constructo Pistol.
They look each other in the eyes and fire their weapons at the exact same time…
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