I'm in a bit of a silly mood today, so i thought, just for the hell of it… who can think up the best ratchet and clank themed joke?
I'll get started…
How many lombax does it take to change a lightbulb?
One, but it'll take him three hours to create a better lightbulb, re-adjust the screwdriver and redesign the stool!
OK not that great, but lets see who can do better 
1. Why did Captain Slag crossed the road?
To get his decapitated body on the other side.
2. Mr.Zurkon said to Ratchet that he would KILL someone to make a funny joke. 
That's all I can think of right now.
Ratchet, Clank and Quark crashed Aphelion on a desert planet and needed to trek to a distant city for help. Ratchet said "I'll take a weapon in case we encounter trouble"
Clank said "I will bring water so we do not get thirsty"
And Quark said "I'll take Aphelions door!"
"What!" said Ratchet "Why do you need to take her door?!"
"So that when it gets hot we can roll down the window!"
I'm just going to type in a joke that I've thought about.If it isn't funny,then I apologize.
What did Ratchet ask a guy for help?
Can you give me some advice,Ron?
What did Ratchet ask a guy for help?
Can you give me some advice,Ron?
I don't get it.
What do you call a 7 foot cragmite with a RYNO?
Sir
Bumping this thread up!
Why did Qwark stare at the bottle of orange juice.
It said "Concentrate"!
Bumping this thread up!
Why did Qwark stare at the bottle of orange juice.
It said "Concentrate"!
LOL Good one! 
Sorry, but I can't think of any R&C jokes right now.
It's very hard just even trying to come up with one!
Why did Ratchet.. umm.. nevermind… >_>
Ratchet: We can't destroy such a powerful robot.
Qwark: I have a bucket of water.
Clank: *stares at bucket* *looks at Qwark and says* Why?
Why did Clank stare into the tiny toilet?
He was looking for Ratchet…
Why is Captain Slag's first name Romulus?
Because it starts with ARRR! Get it? Because he's a pirate.
Why did Ratchet fired his weapon at the herbology class?
Because the teacher says "shoot"
Why did Ratchet called the anti-narcotics bureau?
Because he found a crack in time
Why did Ratchet called the anti-narcotics bureau?
Because he found a crack in time
Wow that was really hilarious 
