Thread: Ratchet and Clank's Letters to Santa

I actually got this thread idea from a member at the That Guy With the Glasses forums. So therefore, this isn't fully my idea at all.

What if any of the characters from Ratchet and Clank wrote a letter to Santa? What would they ask for? What would they say exactly?

Just pick any character you want from the series and make them write a letter to the jolly man in the red suit.

Be funny, creative and go wild with these! Hope you guys have fun.

Here's an example:

Hey Santa Dude,

How's it going "Jolly Man in Red"? What I need for Christmas is a new hoverboard. Let's just say I've overused the recent one and it has some malfunctioning problems at this moment. It recently ran over my gold fish. Hope you have received and read my letter before Christmas Eve. I really need to use a functioning hoverboard if I still want to enter those races back in planet Rilgar.

Sincerely,
Skidd McMarxx aka Shadow Dude

Hey you like the nostalgia critic too? awesome!
Here's my letter…
Dear Santa.
Well, considering I've saved most of the known galaxies in the universe I think we can safely say I've been good, so for Christmas I would like A RYNO 4-ever (I know, I know, its technically illegal), a new suit of Armour
( those amoeboids bite hard!) and a pair of earmuffs in case quark wants to spend Christmas with me. That guy never shuts up!
Yours sincerely
Ratchet

Lol what a hillarious thread I like those letters so far!

I'll definitely try and think of some to write later

I better do this before Neffy545 does.

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Dear Santabot v5.0,
I know i have been naughty
but i want a Ryno 5 and a
weapon that will kill Qwar–oiej___k!!!!
PS-Please get me a good servant to replace Lawrence as well
Yours Nefariously,
Dr Nefarious.

Dear Santa,

I'm not asking much this year for all I want for Christmas is just to see my father again. If that is too much to ask for, can you please show any sign that my father is okay? Thanks Santa. Hope you have a Merry Christmas.

Sincerely, Talwyn

P.S.
I forgot to mention one thing. Can you please find anything related to the Lombaxes for Ratchet? He definitely deserves to know more of his own kind. Thanks again.

I better do this before Neffy545 does.

Neffy can still do Nefarious. He might have a different letter to write down compared to what you wrote.

Dear santa
For Christmas I want a weight lifting set. These biceps won't keep themselves toned! Just look at these guns! Have you seen anything more awesome! In return, I'll leave you out some milk, cookies, my autograph and your own copy of "Body by Quark"!
Captain quark
P.S
seriously, are these pecs awesome or what?

Dear santa
For Christmas I want a weight lifting set. These biceps won't keep themselves toned! Just look at these guns! Have you seen anything more awesome! In return, I'll leave you out some milk, cookies, my autograph and your own copy of "Body by Quark"!
Captain quark
P.S
seriously, are these pecs awesome or what?

LOL that was great. I can imagine it entirely.

Dear santa
For Christmas I want a weight lifting set. These biceps won't keep themselves toned! Just look at these guns! Have you seen anything more awesome! In return, I'll leave you out some milk, cookies, my autograph and your own copy of "Body by Quark"!
Captain quark
P.S
seriously, are these pecs awesome or what?

I can definitely picture Qwark writing that too. Well done Kiwi.

Dear Santa,

I've definitely been good this year. I do so much for so many people and nobody thanks me one bit. Geez, the nerve of some people. But complaints aside, I deserve at least some gifts I extremely want from all the generosity I did for my closest pals. Let's see… I want the following:

- The Courtney Gears Dance Videos Extended Pack Combo
- Issue 6 of the Qwark-Vid Comic on the V-G 10000
- A New Mechanical Arm (with plasma rocket blasters in them)

And last but not least, my own Gadget Bots to help me around my robo-shack. I LOVE THOSE LITTLE GUYS!

Thanks Santa!

From, Big Al

hehe good one for Al! And the Qwark one was funny too! XD well now I finally thought of one to write…

Dear Santa,

Life hasn't been the same since Ace Hardlight was killed by that monster, known as Ratchet! I also missed out on purchasing a Limited edition Ace Hardlight memorial action figure, after Gleeman Vox killed himself and blew the station to smitherines!!!!111!!1 *ends up eating pen out of rage, calms down and grabs another pen*
So all I ask for is… my own Ace Action figure, pretty please?! Oh and maybe an Ace Hardlight lunchbox, Ace Video Game, Ace Collector Cards, Ace Hardlight underwear, Ace…..


From, Juanita

(She doesn't know Ace survived so yeah… )

Dear Santa.
For Christmas I would very much like to GET OFF THIS STINKING ROCK!!!
Or at the very least please visit a painful vengeance on that filthy Lombax and his robotic friend. I don't care whether I've been good or not just do it!
Emperor Percival Tachyon

Dear Santa,

For the love of Bogan! Tell the fans to just accept that I am a Lombax and that female Lombaxes don't have tails. I am entirely fed up of people making huge debates about me.

Sincerely,
Angela Cross

Aw, I forgot about this thread. Oh well, still going to write one for Nefarious anyway.

"Dear Santa squishe,

Your soon to become ruler of the universe is once again asking for a the same thing I ask for every Christmas, universal domination. Please? Is that too much to ask for. Oh, and maybe some new incinerator blades. Perhaps if you give me my requests for Chirstmas, I may spare you life and force you and your squishe companions to work for my giftshop "The Iron Socks gift" where we at last make socks for robots.

Yours truly, the soon to become ruler of the universe, Dr. Nefarious."