Gotta respect the effort put into this one: http://www.insomniacgames.com/a-totally-normal-trophy-list/
Just started reading it: "You do love your Trophies. Probably too much. Like - if someone offered you a Platinum Trophy in exchange for both your thumbs - you would seriously consider it. But then you would consider how the lack of thumbs would make any future Trophy reaping an arduous task - so you eventually decline. Still, you thought about it. That's pretty messed up."
Seems like this should be a good read…
It reminds me a lot of the Stanley Parable.
Go and play some LittleBigPlanet, it's good for you!