(Can the OP update the story every now and then? It will help heaps.)
(What do you mean by 'Update the story'?)
Put all of the words together into a story on the OP like this:
Life was awesome in hell, until candy fairy lovers stole the magical toilet farm from sector bravo. Their school isn't nice unless they were wearing cotton on the top of their squishy knees when they dance with Darkstar and HeatherGrace decided to quit smoking this day, until it's spring and then they had trouble because kingratchetrulerDarkstar along with Queen Elizabeth from Orxon and Joker Sargasso was plotting…
Translating…
Life was awesome in hell, until candy fairy lovers stole the magical toilet farm from sector bravo. Their school wasn't nice unless they were wearing cotton on top of their squishy knees when they danced with Darkstar and HeatherGrace, who decided to quit smoking. It wasn't until spring that they had trouble because king Darstar, Queen Elizabeth from Orxon and Joker Sargasso were plotting…
So the farm was stolen and there is a school that is having trouble because Darkstar, Elizabeth and Joker are plotting something…
something
Unpleasant
for
Igliak
.
Citizens
decided
not
to
panic
though
there
was
kingratchetrulerDarkstar
(Yeah, too late)