Hope the humor doesn't suck 
€60.000?! That's so expensive!
Last friday we got a boost from Gronkh, the German equivalent of Pewdiepi. Did an entire live Twitch Stream focussed on us, numbers kept rising. 
Tuesday's gonna be awesome!
"I HAVE A GRANDSON, TOO?!"
Oh, well, the old thread got locked while I was doing my masterpiece sketch. Nevermind.
Enter… PREMIERE KNIGHT!
(It's going to get stolen, isn't it)
Oh, well, the old thread got locked while I was doing mymasterpiecesketch. Nevermind.
Enter… PREMIERE KNIGHT!
(It's going to get stolen, isn't it)
I salute him, wherever he has ended up 
Oh, well, the old thread got locked while I was doing mymasterpiecesketch. Nevermind.
Enter… PREMIERE KNIGHT!
(It's going to get stolen, isn't it)
Well, I did not expect this kind of knight. Nice work, anyway 
Just came back from an awesome OVI–er, I mean, Dallas Stars hockey game! Our seats were most fortuitous considering every goal was score on one net
Just came back from an awesome OVI–er, I mean, Dallas Stars hockey game! Our seats were most fortuitous considering every goal was score on one net
Wait you live in Dallas
Just came back from an awesome OVI–er, I mean, Dallas Stars hockey game! Our seats were most fortuitous considering every goal was score on one net
Speaking of winter sports, I tried curling yesterday, just sliding the stones on ice. It's much more complicated than it looks, and, of course, I can't walk properly today 
Ouch. Would you like some nanotech? 
Anyway, if it still hurts, you maybe would like to go to a hospital. Or just rest at home
Just came back from an awesome OVI–er, I mean, Dallas Stars hockey game! Our seats were most fortuitous considering every goal was score on one netWait you live in Dallas
Texas yes, but not Dallas
Just came back from an awesome OVI–er, I mean, Dallas Stars hockey game! Our seats were most fortuitous considering every goal was score on one netWait you live in Dallas
Texas yes, but not Dallas
Ok ,but where in texas
Just came back from an awesome OVI–er, I mean, Dallas Stars hockey game! Our seats were most fortuitous considering every goal was score on one netWait you live in Dallas
\\r\\nTexas yes, but not Dallas
Ok ,but where in texas do you live