Thread: The ruin a wish thread

I wish Insomniac would stop jumping around the "find the lombaxes" plot that they haven't done anything meaningful with for years (ITN doesn't count because Ratchet didn't do anything to find the lombaxes and had no different opinion by the end of the game)

Ratchet does eventually find the lombaxes, but then it becomes the last game in the series.

I wish for Megacorp to return.

Megacorp will come back, but in name only, nothing will be recognisable about it (like Thugs4Less in ITN)

I wish for weapons to be expensive in the next game so I don't unlock weapons straight away, making bolts useless.

Now each enemy and crate will only give you one bolt!

Thugs werent a product of Megacorp, were they?

I wish for Captain Slag & Rusty Pete to make appearances.

Thugs werent a product of Megacorp, were they?

Who said they were?

I wish for Captain Slag & Rusty Pete to make appearances.

They will appear as a boss fight with no build up or suspense and the boss will be copied directly from ToD.

I wish we'd get to see Ratchet flying seamlessly from one planet to another in the game.

The flying will be so accurrate that it will take millions of years to get to each level.

I wish this game gets a 10/10 from every single reviewer out there, that it has no haters and that everything about it is perfect.

That's absolutely impossible, unfortunately.

I wish we can craft our own weapons

The flying will be so accurrate that it will take millions of years to get to each level.

I wish this game gets a 10/10 from every single reviewer out there, that it has no haters and that everything about it is perfect.

The game will raise the bar so high that nobody will be able to play another game ever again because it will never be as good as playing the R&C movie game, causing the industry to collapse from the lack of sold games.

That's absolutely impossible, unfortunately.
Please grant the wish, sir
I wish we can craft our own weapons

You will spend ages searching levels to find weapon pieces so you can get an actual good weapon also the game gives on hints on how to make weapons atall.

I wish for a nuke weapon that wipes out all life on a planet.

Including you.

I wish for a Card Game spinoff.

Including you.

I wish for a Card Game spinoff.

It will be just as balanced as FFA's multiplayer, Ratchet's card will be OP and whoever has it will win immediately.

I wish for a TV show about R&C exploring planets in a R&C 1-3 fashion

@Rabid_Moustace I can't ruin people's wish by making stuff up! Doing so counts as a sin!

@Rabid_Moustace I can't ruin people's wish by making stuff up! Doing so counts as a sin!

Ding!

Guess I'll just resign from this thread…

I wish for a TV show about R&C exploring planets in a R&C 1-3 fashion

Okay, but it's an anime crossover with Jak & Daxter, Sly Cooper, and Sonic the Hedgehog.

I wish for a CGI animated cartoon with self contained stories and a big focus on humour (and no bad or unfinished games set in the same universe).