Thread: The ruin a wish thread

And we're going back to the gameplay of the original game, and this time you won't even get Gadgetbots to help you.

I wish there was a Hearthstone (that's a card game) add-on featuring Ratchet.

Okay, but it will cost…

I wish we got a proper HD version of Ratchet's classic design.

I…don't know what to say to that: RaC 1's HD look is pretty darn good. Only GC and UYA had the helmet screw-ups, and Dl…well..
What more could you ask for?!? Besides, we know that Ratchet's gonna look like his TOD design from the game screenshots.

That's not what I meant, I meant more like from this:


To this:

Oh, I see.
I wish that we get some zero-g gameplay at some point in time (maybe Gemlick base?)

The entire game has no gravity and you can't move at all.

I wish there would be no toilet humour in the next game.

Eeesh, what happened to the Zoni ava?
Anyway…But now there are no jokes at all.

I wish for the movie to get a trailer on the 24th

The trailer reveals some devastating new news… there will be an entire scene that is done in live action!

I wish for the new game to have more gadgets than weapons.

There is now only the Swingshot and Trespasser to the Wrench.

I wish League of Legends got a Ratchet/Nefaious champion. (for free)

I haven't played LOL, but they would have to be OP if anyone wants to play as them.

I wish that there would be a R&C game that contains every planet, weapon, gadget and enemy in the series all merged together (except dead villains, destroyed planets, and same function weapons and gadgets, etc) with ACIT space exploration, a new story and twice as much new content. And you play as secret Q force agent clank. And all 3 galaxies are one Q force map with 1 million generators on each planet and if one gets destroyed you must pay £100 for extra lives to start over. And anything new is DLC. And the whole game is multiplayer that nobody plays and is really unbalanced when they do. And the enemy base can only be accessed by the rising water section in Blackwater city (no helipack, O2 mask or hydropack) (also king amoeboids). And Ratchet has big eyebrows like in the Japanese version. (except in the Japanese version) And the characters are the cartoonish A4O versions. All planets are spherical moons now. Also it's on hardcore exterminator difficulty. Swarmer enemies are now yetis, DZ executioners and drophyd enforcers with invisible camo and trillium-infernox hyperflux-nether armour. Don't worry though, because the galactic rangers will help, armed with v1 holoshields. Also, massive plot twist:

And there is friendly fire including turrets and mines and you can be transmorphed and get affected by the groovitron. Mr Zurkon is now pacifist. The Zodiac II is now a light that temporarily blinds all enemies on screen for 0.01 seconds, the harbinger II is even less accurate and the RYNO 8 is literally a rhino that wants to go swimming in the Blackwater city ocean. The lombaxes return, but they suck at fighting. All storylines in the previous games don't count, and Angela returns, isn't a lombax, and is going out with Qwark. (who's bad again) And for R&C1 nostalgia, no strafing. Also no more crazy acrobatics like wall jumping, it's a very realistic vid comic. And the fan favourite hacker and infiltrator puzzles are back (with sixaxis and move control). Also, Insomniac heard the complaints that the liquid nitrogen gun changes the function of the weapon and is bringing back the meteor gun. If you have saved data on your memory card from a previous game, you get the Gadgetron discount of 10% off your next ammo purchase under 10 bolts. You can get exclusive volcanox armour if you pre-order, but when Grummelnet were making it they forgot to include lombax ear and tail pads, so it only offers 1% protection. To make up for this mistake, they are offering a free gift. You can choose either a protopet, a personal hygienator, a second generation crotchetizer (ASAP after launch) or self wedgifying stunderwear. The suck cannon now sucks even more. The main villain is

Oh, and by the way, Ratchet is friendzoned with Talwyn. This would be the best thing ever and it would suck if it was ruined.

It sounded like every great thing you put in there had a part of it that made it less great.

if one gets destroyed you must pay £100 for extra lives to start over.

Micro-transactions.

And the whole game is multiplayer

Always online?

that nobody plays and is really unbalanced when they do.

Nice?

And the enemy base can only be accessed by the rising water section in Blackwater city

But if you want me to try and ruin that master plan… I will. For you see a game like this would require 7 years to create, and in this time Insomniac Games have managed to rack up a massive debt, and the game marks their last game due to poor sales.

They get the money from an exclusivity deal with microsoft. It will be released in 2022 for the Xbox two. Also, they will add a silencer to the taunter because it kept waking up cronk and zephyr. Beta testers get the exclusive deadlock collar gadget. Remember the warp pad gadget from Ratchet and Clank 3? No? Just me? Well it's coming back for another mission. Blade balls have learned Clank fu and can knock you back into other enemies. They learned after you kept smacking them into each other. When you kill enemies they become ghost station ghosts and are out for revenge. The first mission involves getting 101 sewer crystals from Aquatos sewers, now with 200% more yetis. Also, the plumber's crack! He's stranded on Novalis after all the escape transports left, so he lived in a cave, eating the strange mushrooms and plot twist:

Gold bolts are back and the inventory has been revamped; items now have weight and extra slots will be added as DLC, along with couch potato mode. The groovitron is back, but now only plays Rick Astley and Trolololol. The fans complained that the groovibomb upgrade changed its function, so now the groovitron never disappears.

Time and money are two different monsters. You need both of those, and skill, to make a game.

Now for my wish, which must be ruined… I wish for a future R&C game to do something like what Assassin's Creed IV did, with the sea exploration, and the islands and stuff. Except without all the same mapping and fast travel stuff, so that the game can be more immersive. Oh and of course all the core R&C styled gameplay needs to be there to keep the game good fun!

Time and money are two different monsters. You need both of those, and skill, to make a game.

Now for my wish, which must be ruined… I wish for a future R&C game to do something like what Assassin's Creed IV did, with the sea exploration, and the islands and stuff. Except without all the same mapping and fast travel stuff, so that the game can be more immersive. Oh and of course all the core R&C styled gameplay needs to be there to keep the game good fun!

Assassin's Creed game creators will sue Insomniac for ripping-off their idea, and boycott the game.
I wish for a day and night system for Veldin. When it's dark, Ratchet can pick up Lumenoids to guide him

Time and money are two different monsters. You need both of those, and skill, to make a game.

Now for my wish, which must be ruined… I wish for a future R&C game to do something like what Assassin's Creed IV did, with the sea exploration, and the islands and stuff. Except without all the same mapping and fast travel stuff, so that the game can be more immersive. Oh and of course all the core R&C styled gameplay needs to be there to keep the game good fun!

Assassin's Creed game creators will sue Insomniac for ripping-off their idea, and boycott the game.
I wish for a day and night system for Veldin. When it's dark, Ratchet can pick up Lumenoids to guide him

so minecraft ? i wish ratchet would fine the lombaxs and we can get some co-op action