Thread: The ruin a wish thread

I wish this will be Ratchet & Clank. Not Captain Qwark and the others, not Ratchet and his emotional problems - this gotta be Ratchet AND CLANK.

Granted, but the entire game/movie will just be a single picture of Ratchet & Clank standing together in neutral poses

I wish for the new game-reboot-thingy to feature upgrade-able versions of all the classic R&C1 weapons…

I wish this will be Ratchet & Clank. Not Captain Qwark and the others, not Ratchet and his emotional problems - this gotta be Ratchet AND CLANK.

Granted, but the entire game/movie will just be a single picture of Ratchet & Clank standing together in neutral poses

I wish for the new game-reboot-thingy to feature upgrade-able versions of all the classic R&C1 weapons…

Granted, the weapons will be upgraded like they were in ACIT, the weapons stay the same but projectile weapons get 2 extra projectiles per shot.
I wish for the gameplay to be the priority for the game, I don't care if the story is as bad as R&C2's just so long as there's loads of fun stuff to do.

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Granted. The story is written by the people who did the manga.

I wish you didn't have to beat the next game in each difficulty.

Granted. The story is written by the people who did the manga.

I wish you didn't have to beat the next game in each difficulty.


I don't really get what you mean by that but, granted! You don't have to play the game at all to beat it.

I wish for a create mode of some kind

Your wish will be granted, however the create mode is implemented poorly, and barely anyone can use it effectively which leads to millions of really bad community levels cluttering your single player experience.

I wish for Ratchet & Clank to not be featured in the movie.

(Are you kidding?!) Okay. The movie will be titled "Drek & Qwark", which tells the story of how they conquer Solana.

I wish that Tachyon appears in a sequel of the movie

(Are you kidding?!) Okay. The movie will be titled "Drek & Qwark", which tells the story of how they conquer Solana.

I wish that Tachyon appears in a sequel of the movie


Granted, but the Cragmites will be retconned and Tachyon will just be an evil Lombax

I wish for the movie to feature a cameo from the Gadgetron CEO on Kelebo III

More than a cameo - Clank's love interest.

I wish the possible arena will include Deathcourses like in UYA.

I'm afraid they would focus on the arena more than the main gameplay, which makes the game suck.

I wish Ratchet has a secret brother.

Ratchet's secret brother is Qwark.

I hope that there is an incredibly awesome-looking lava level that is large, non-linear, and features moments where you go through secret underground caves through volcanoes and stuff.

Okay, but the caves always collapse.

I wish there would be more swearing in the next game.

It goes way to far…

I hope there is an awesome ice world that isn't really hard in the upcoming game emoji

It goes way to far…

I hope there is an awesome ice world that isn't really hard in the upcoming game emoji

The only reason it's considered a "hard" level is because there's a 99% chance the game crashes during it. (I misread your post)
The ice world is super easy and in fact is just one cutscene before moving on

I wish the movie features hi-def renditions of the "destroyed" locations like Batallia or Oltanis

Every Planet will look battered and non-pretty.

I wish the game won't have sound lag!